Carl Pavano, Opening Day Starter

Now there's five words I never thought I'd see together. But with the surprising injury to Wang and the not-so-surprising injury to Pettitte, the Yankees are seriously considering starting the most hated Yankee since Kevin Brown on opening day. I haven't been this excited to have tickets to a regular season game in two years. I literally cannot wait until the first Devil Rays home run. I'm tagging this post as humor because, well, I find it hilarious.

That vaunted Scranton rotation might get to show off it's stuff sooner than anyone expected...