Pluto (Not Terry)

With Pluto getting demoted to "dwarf planet" status, this would seem to be a perfect time to perform some other demotions (no Eddie Gaedel jokes):

1. The Pittsburgh Pirates are now a "dwarf baseball team", to be grouped with the Devil Rays and Royals, and in an ironic twist of fate, with that Little League team with decidely non-dwarfish kids.

2. The National League will now be the "Dwarf Major League". Jupiter would, like, totally beat up on Pluto in a fight. Just like the MLB All-Star game.