Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Sox Appeal

I just threw up.

I'll lay 2-to-1 odds that three years from now, there will be an annoying marriage proposal at Fenway, and the team will make an enormous deal out of the fact that the couple met on this show, probably even announcing it during the game. Honestly, what the hell happened to this country???

If I end up sitting near the couples' seats during a game (which I won't, because they'll probably give them good seats that I can't afford), I will definitely "accidentally" spill a beer on the desperate airhead who thinks she knows baseball that week.


Warren said...

The good news for you is that the Red Sox are now guaranteed to win another World Series in the near future, in order to ensure the couple gets to kiss on the field during the celebration a la Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon. Yikes.

Sully said...

I don't know what you're talking about. That never happened. Or if it did, I just blocked it out of my memory because I didn't want to believe it. Yeah, that must be it.

Seriously, if I were a casual fan, I'm pretty sure I'd hate the Red Sox more than the Yankees (or at least just as much). They are the very definition of selling out.